ZOMG! A MOMO PARODY!

Disclaimer: This post is not actually written by Momo. It is part of a theme week "Parody Week". I do not own these stereotypical traits of our beloved Momo. Please don't sue me.

Yay! A new theme week! I love theme weeks!

Today, it was quite nice out, not as cold as it was before. Yay! That means that I can go out and be hyper! Like a frog! Back when I was a chillun', I was a superb frog impersonator, still am.

Today was early dismissal for our school, so I didn't go swordfighting!!! Swordfighting=fun!

Speaking of fun, Play-Doh is fun too! I love making Play-Dohs! [Here, I, the real me, not Momo, would like to say that I do not have any accessible Play-Doh. So the following pictures are not mine or Momo's, they are from GOOGLE! :)]

Haha, the zebra has white stripes on black! Wait, is that the real way?


 And since it's Valentine's Day-

 That's my lovely post! :) 
-mOmO


[This whole parody thing was harder than I thought! I had to do research on Momo's interests! jkz]

Play-Doh Is Back!

Before you get all excited, I just want to let you know that I am extremely sleep deprived and that this post won't be as awesome as I had earlierly [I need to sleep] expected. But please enjoy:

Yo! What's up,dog? My name is Gangsta-Doh because I am a gangter made out of Play-Doh.I am so cool, yo. Sadly, some you nerds aren't cool, so it is my mission to turn you into gangsters. It took a while before I became one, but I'm the coolest of them all...

Where it says "in case you..." it should say "in case you get lost or forget your name".

This here is Gangsterus, a Roman whom I have transformed. Notice the grill(us) up on his teeth. This is super cool and swagger-y. Also, Gangsterus is wearing an XXL toga size (that is not a date). His sash is sagging and he is wearing two bullae (necklaces that little boys wear...normally only one, though). He also has a super gangsta tattoo with his gang name (SPQR) on it. With his sandals he is wearing socks. I think that means he's got swagger.

This is Captain Gangsta. He is wearing an outfit meant for women, but he pulls it off: Apple Bottom Jeans and Boots Wit Da Fur. He used to have an XXL white tee, but pirates wash their clothes in pee so it's a bit discolored. You can't really tell, but he also has a shutter shade eye-patch and has bedazzled his hook. Notice the careful positioning of his hat, about 50 degrees, and his nice smile. Also, if you're a gangsta, the rum is never gone. But rum is bad...don't drink it! And remember: if you can't wear bling, bedazzling is pretty much the same*.

My last client is Pa-aw's second cousin three times removed and also his brother. Notice the large white flannel shirt (it's almost no different than regular tees)and his sagging overalls. Also, his only tooth is a gold one to show off his bling. Now, this guy isn't as rich as most of us gangsters, so instead of wearing gold chains, he just took some corn stalks (not poo corn) and draped it over his neck. This works fine, as long as the corn isn't poo corn. Lastly, notice his Timberland boots. These boots are a signature gangster apparel choice and are great for the farm.

Teddy bears are the most gangsta thing around.

AAAH! This is what happens when violence occurs.

Momo's brand new Play-Doh.

And again.

Momo made this in kindergarten. I don't think her artistic abilities have improved too much...

 Rules of a Gangsta:

1. Always kiss your mommy good night.
2. Never drink. ** Or break rules.
3. Have a gang sign: Good examples are the Nerdfighter sign and love signs like the ones on the right.
4. Your clothes gotta look good; this means, where the clothes that I have because I'm the gangsterest person ever.
5. Keep your gang members close and your teddy bear closer.
6. Have a good handshake. Patty-cake is a good start.
7. Listen to gangster music. Songs like "I love you, you love me" by Barney are super fly.
8. Don't use dirty words like dirt, poop, fart, or hate.

 Like I said, I am very tired. Hopefully a better Play-Doh post will come one day and I will be able to live up to the Hillbilly standards.

Hi. That's a secret.

-Momo

*It's funny, apparently "bling" is not a word, but "bedazzle" is.

** Well, water is okay.

*No title today*

You'll find out about this later...(but that's me!!!!)

Hello, people!!!!!~ <--Heheh, I just pressed that swirly button. I love that thing. ~~~~~~~~~ It's my favorite letter. ~.~ Haha. That's a funny face. :~) Now the swirly is a nose!!! Look what other noses you can make: <:o) (that's a clown!!!!) or you can make a chicken nose: :>, or a guy with no nose, but buck teeth: :B Hahahahaha! These faces can have different eyes too! You can make this kind of smiley face: =). Or you can make this one: %). Or even this one: 8). Wow!!! So many faces!!!! :{) <---AAAAHH! HE HAS A BEARD!!!!!!  </:{> <-- Santa!!!!!!!!!  Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh right. A post.

*Sigh.* I have been getting so distracted recently. It must be because school started and my brain is telling me to do stuff that does not involve the use of the brain. Stupid, lazy, dumb, fat brain. I was so distracted on Saturday, that I took an almost 2 hour-long break to play with some Playdoh that I found*. I was just sitting at the homework table, looking around, when I saw a shiny bag (actually, it wasn't shiny, just interesting). So, naturally, I stopped doing my work...well, continued not doing my work...and investigated. I was all "OMIGOSH! PLAYDOH! I LOVE PLAYDOH!!!! LET'SPLAYWITHTHEPLAYDOHANDMAKEFUNTHINGSTOMAKEOUTOFPLAYDOH!!!!!!!!!!

So I made some stuff. And took some lovely pictures:

That is me!!!!!! All innocent and sideways!

Look how it crushes my fragile body.

I fell because my back pack was too heavy. :(

The part after these too pictures is too gruesome for me to show on a blog...so I will only show the repercussions.

The back pack left me for the dead. How very sad.

And another view...notice the back pack's expression.

I also made some Playdoh Hyperbole and a Half figures...but I can't get those photos up. Oh well. I hope you liked my lovely interpretation of life in High School.

My whole intention was to demonstrate how terribly heavy back packs can be (mine was 33.5 lbs. yesterday).It really is unhealthy. I think I will have eternal back problems from this once-innocent creature. Speaking of which...maybe I should write on some of the papers that live in the bowels of that thing... 

GAH! I can't believe no one has found these yet. If you did, please write "purple eraser" in the comments.

Love,

Momo~

* I didn't spend all of the two hours playing with Play Doh. I also made towers and watched the screen saver on my computer.