Frickkk Why Do People Wake Up This Early

"Women's intuition is surprisingly accurate." 

—Xu Xiaobin's effing long [but good] novel [that I just finished], Feathered Serpent

Dear world,

You wake up too bloody early. Legitimately. Like, you're all up in the /morning/. What's wrong with you? Sheesh. I tried my hand at getting up this early [8:00 am], and in my personal opinion, it sucks major butt. But whatever.
I think the only people excused from this letter are the people who have to get up this early for, like, a job, or something. Or, like, if you live somewhere where you have to, like, tend the cattle or fetch water that's fifteen frikkin miles away. Or something.
Kisses,
House

So... yeah. You might have inferred by now that (1) today, I woke up much more early than I usually do, and (2) I'm not enjoying it very much. In fact, I'd say (3) it kinda sucks. Because I'm cold. But whatever.

My dad is behind me watching Supersize Me (2004), one of my most favourite documentaries of, like, ever. He's in the very beginning of it, commentating as Morgan goes along, because we've both seen it before. Right now, they're playing "Fat Bottomed Girls," by Queen. Great song right there, that is.

Uh. So what else has changed since my last post...? Well, Independence day is drawing nearer, as is the time when I must go to camp.
Oh, yeah!
Camp.
Imma be there next week and the week after that, so I won't be able to post. I know you'll miss me. Try not to miss me too much.

Last night, I watched the hundredth episode of one of the best television programmes of ever, Ace of Cakes. The crew designed a cake that had a little plastic roller coaster going through it in honour of the opening of a new, gigantic, amazing, awesome, amazing, awesome, and did I mention awesomely gigantic and gigantically awesome? roller coaster, The Intimidator.

Yeaaaaaaaaaaa

Throughout the show, they reminisced through cute little video montages about the past 100 episodes and how crazy amazing it's been. The show ended with Mary Alice working her philosopher side and saying how she thought that a roller coaster is the perfect metaphor for their bakery, Charm City Cakes. (Which is usually what I think of when I hear "Tri-C," btw.)

Yeah. That's about it.

Bye. See you in, like, three weeks ^_^

With all due respect,
House

[An hour and a half later:] Crap, I forgot the questions.
1) List the last three books you've read.
2) Do you have any plans for the Fourth of July?
3) Do you like wearing flip-flops?
4) If given the chance, would you ride The Intimidator?
5) Do you watch Ace of Cakes?
6) Cupcakes or cake?
7) Cookies or cake?
8) Android or iPhone?

[An hour after posting questions:] Oh, hey. Labels would be nice.

xoxoxoxo

6LCF