Showing posts with label Apple. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Apple. Show all posts

Thursday, October 14, 2010

An Apple A Day Keeps the Doctor Away

*munch munch* I rather like apples.
So today I went to see my doctor for a check-up. As we were pulling up into the parking lot of the place (do I call it a hospital? Or "the check-up/flu shot/everything-but-the-hospital place", or the doctor's office?), the saying, "an apple a day keeps the doctor away" popped into my head. All of a sudden, I'm like, hey! I ate 5 apples yesterday, why am I here? I also have a cough that is really annoying, cuz it's like, a cough that isn't phlegm-y, but is what happens when I can't breathe in any air. It's kinda like an asthma attack...do people cough during asthma attacks? idk, anyways, so I cough, and I can't breathe, unless I hold my breath, breathe until I feel like my wind tunnel's blocked again, hold my breath, then breathe again. That way, when I do it three times, there's enough air for me to cough one gigundous cough, and I'll be able to breathe again...for 10 more breaths, and then I have to repeat. Arghh. Typing proves to be so much easier. I can no longer laugh, cuz I'll run out breath-able time. Does that make any sense? *cough cough coughcoughcoughcough* *holds breath* *half a gasp* *cough coughcoughcough* *holds breath* *rush for waterbottle(acts as inhaler)* *half gasp* *drink* *sigh* yup. That's exactly what happens. It just happened....I hate being sick. I think, since I've eaten like, 30 apples in the past 3 days, I should not be sick. If the saying's correct, I should be healthy as a healthy horse! ARGHHHHH!!!! ok. That's all. I have Greek tomorrow, g'night!
Luv,
Lynda

Thursday, September 16, 2010

wAHt a BorIN' but BUSY life I HAVe...

Hullo. I'm incredibly sleepy right now. I'm going to type another 5 sentences or so, and then fall onto my bed(conveniently placed adjacent to my desk...HA! I use math vocab...) I have this animated water persona right now...It's very cool...I fell asleep during math class...I'm serious! I did. I fell asleep for like, 3 minutes, and then shot straight up in my seat. I then fell asleep on top of my viola during orchestra...For about 5 minutes, when my orchestra teacher was drilling the 1st violins...The music was so screechy and had such horrendous intonation that...it was the most beautiful lullaby I had ever heard. I'm sleepy. G'night,,,wait, Was today my to post? Gosh. I know that House n' xiy are gonna have an editing marathon on my post today...is it my turn to post? You know what? I DON'T FRICKIN' CARE... Yeah. Was the theme week today "picures"? Yup. It was...wasn't it? You know what? I DON'T CARE...I'll just put this thing up that I drew...
Hehe...I hated those dotted lines when I was little, but I LOOOVVEED the little scissor pics...I'm gonna marry 'im...No, not the scissor pic, an extremely hot guy with a 6 pack...that's not too buff. The 6 packs get ridiculous at a certain point...
Stop staring at my sorry excuse of a chair/table. Paint is not the easiest computer program with a touchpad. I wanna Macbook. Those things are pretty. ANyways, this is me, in math class. 'Cept I think I was in the chair...
Alright. i'm done. greek's tomorrow, i tink...w/ev
good night all you suckers out there! ( i feel like i'm drunk while writing this post...lack of sleep does this to you...)
luv,
lynds
p.s. ooohh. the words are in the middle...

Thursday, June 24, 2010

Holy *beep* It's my turn to post!

As you can tell from the title, I forgot it was my day until 2 minutes ago when I was on the blog, angrily wondering why no on had posted yet...*sigh* Summer does this to me. I forget almost everything, except for random things and recreational things...Alright, since I want to grow up, and become a technology person who's super rich and super smart, (in an Apple sense, not a Microsoft sense...I know Bill Gates is rich, I still would rather work for Apple...though Google's great too...) I will go on about the new iPhone, and my new iPod TOUCH!!!*mind wanders off*
Trouble he will find you no matter where you go, oh oh
No matter if you're fast, no matter if you're slow, oh oh
The eye of the storm or the cry in the mourn, oh oh
You're fine for a while but you start to lose control
He's there in the dark, he's there in my heart
He waits in the wings, he's gotta play a part
Trouble is a friend, yeah trouble is a friend of mine, oh oh!
Trouble is a friend but trouble is a foe, oh oh
And no matter what I feed him he always seems to grow, oh oh
He sees what I see and he knows what I know, oh oh
So don't forget as you ease on down the road
 Oops! Hey there again...a little sidenote  here: Who the heck is "Jay-Z"? I should probably know this.(It counts as a question) Alright now the song...It's by Lenka, and it's called "Trouble is a Friend", I rather like it. Now to technology: THE NEW iPHONE! It's called iPhone 4, and the technology is "iOS4". It's so freakin' cool! Now you can skip the next paragraph, it has technology mumbo-jumbo in it...
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This is a review from the Wall Street Journal, by Walt Mossberg. "Just three years ago, Apple wasn’t in the mobile-phone business at all. Since then, its game-changing iPhone has become the most influential smartphone in the world. Now, on June 24, the company will roll out the fourth generation of the device, called the iPhone 4...Physically, the iPhone 4 is attractive and feels great in the hand. Even the back is now clad in glass, which Apple claims is a superstrong variety 30 times tougher than plastic. I dropped it several times from a few feet onto a hard surface with no problem, and it acquired no scratches at all in my testing, even though I didn’t use a case or coddle it. (I know that he's testing...but gosh, just imagining a beautiful new i...Always brilliant at marketing, Apple has dubbed its new screen the “Retina display.” At a resolution of 960×640, it has four times the pixels of its predecessor and displays a whopping 326 pixels per inch. I don’t know how it compares with the human retina, but I do know that, just as Apple claims, text on the screen shows no jagged lines, even when expanded to giant size..." Then it just keeps going...blahblahblah about the new folders that you can make, a limited amount of multitasking, and the faults of the signal bars and AT&T being the only server-blah blah blah.
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Alright. Now to my new iPod....Technically, it isn't mine exactly, but I use it a lot. (Up to yesterday when my dad took it...) It's actually my mom's, I mean, it's registered to her account. My dad won it from this science thing in which he sent in a suggestion, and his name got picked as one of the three people who won iTouchs <- I highly doubt that's how I'm supposed to name them...is it? Ah well, I'm too lazy to type iPod Touch six times. Anyways, it's really cool cuz I have these fun little games. One of 'ems called "Ninja" I love it! It's really fun, and then there's this traffic thingy in which cars crash...well they're not supposed to but, I tend to suck at it. :P Ah...oh there's this pointless game called "iDrag Paper" which is basically, you keep dragging the toilet paper roll until you get to the very end, as fast as you can. My fastest time is 10 seconds. Ummm... Yeah, I think I'm done for today. This is a rather large post....btw! Can anyone see the invisible stuff?
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Questions!
1.If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?  
2.Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it? 
3.Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as you're following the direction of the traffic?
4. When atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?
 
5.What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?  
6.Why don't woodpeckers get headaches when they slam their head on a tree all day?
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It's Virgil's b-day in 6 days! YAY! Not that we're doing anything...
Alright, last time, no one wrote "kapoo", let's try again all right? After all, I even gave out a clue! There's lotsa invisible words today! Write "kapoo" if you see 'em!
Ciao!
Lebewohl,
Lynda  

P.S. I've just found out *giggle*, that I'm ticklish on the thigh....please wait while I get my brother to stop tickling me!
There, I'm back...I always though I wasn't ticklish...I used to be ticklish in the armpits, now that's gone, I'm ticklish on my thighs. *sigh* So much for being immune. On the bright side, it looks awkward, tickling one's thighs, and it's much harder too! YAY! I am kinda immune!