Adventures in Panera & Why Geometry is a Lie

It's Saturday! (cue theme music)
La la la la, la la la la, Virgil's world! La la la la, la la la la, Virgil's world! Virgil loves Panera, but not math too! That's Virgil's worlddddd!!!!!!
(end theme music)

Today, I was supposed to meet Momo and xiy for a little studying-for-math-finals party at our local Panera. The party (okay, it wasn't a party) was supposed to start at 2. I didn't see them until after 3. This is what happened:

2:00 - arrive at Panera. Look around and realize that I'm the first one there. This does not please me. I order a cafe mocha and sit in a booth, then I finish the weekend math homework that I started in class on Friday.
2:05 -  the mocha is very tasty. 
2:10 - Momo calls and says she'll be there in about seven minutes.
2:15 - well, I suppose I'll do my Latin homework, too...
2:25 - maybe I should do this science homework as well....
2:30 - sike. I don't understand this science homework.
2:45 - where is everybody?
2:50 - maybe we were actually meeting at three....
2:55 - *calls xiy's house* May I please talk to xiy? Oh, she's at Panera? I'm here, too, but....
3:05 - Momo and xiy were on the other side of Panera the whole time, and they just didn't see me because I was in a booth and I'm so short that I was hidden. 


*headdesk*


After that, it was quite enjoyable. We studied for math (meaning: complained about our math teacher and probably solved a total of two and a half proofs) and then watched the police show up outside and talk to this guy in a hood, who we're pretty sure was a spy. 


While we were complaining about the horrors of geometry, xiy brought up a very valid point, which I would like to share:

A point is really nonexistent, because it's zero-dimensional and doesn't actually take up space, technically.
A line, however, is made up of an infinite amount of points... but how is it that a line can be one-dimensional?
According to what we've been taught, anything times zero ought to equal zero. However, this point-line case study proves the zero times infinity is, in fact, infinity. 


Therefore, by the zero property of multiplication....


GEOMETRY IS A LIE... 

...CREATED BY THE ADMINISTRATION FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF TORTURING US. 


I rest my case.


GET WELL SOON, HOUSE!!


Epsilon greater-than,
Virgil