Quotes

Our favourite quotes :)

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Carrie:  "The truth is, everybody is going to hurt you; you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for." -Bob Marley 

"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace." -Jimi Hendrix 

"A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new." -Albert Einstein 


"To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world." -Unknown

House:

"If you treat sound as music/I think it's refreshing to hear/it can change the way you think and work." —Tom Milsom, my love


"You're all smart. You're all cute. Relax." —LBR

"Dear Evolution, 
I have always believed in you, and I have always defended you. Now make me a puppy-sized elephant! 
Your friend,  
John. 
~
Dear human, 
Thank you for your letter. We made you a puppy-sized elephant, but then you killed it. Fancy that. 
You’re welcome for your thumbs,  
Evolution." —John Green

"When people talk of the freedom of writing, speaking or thinking I cannot choose but laugh. No such thing ever existed. No such thing now exists, but I hope it will exist. But it must be hundreds of years after you and I shall write and speak no more." —John Adams

"I hope you have fun, and I hope you learn something along the way, as well. It's always good to have fun and learning at the same time." —Charlie McDonnell

"Maybe someday, you'll be able to find me
So I'll hide a map deep among the stars
And if you connect the dots as you look up towards the sky
It'll show you where to go if you ever want to fly
And say goodbye." —The Enzymatic Mango, "Per Astra Volo"



"Jamie want big boom." —Jamie Hyneman


"You're my kind of neurotic. Call me." —Natalie Tran, my other love


Lynda:

"I've got a jar of di-irt, and guess what's inside it!?"-Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean

  

Minstrel: [singing] Brave Sir Robin ran away...
Sir Robin: *No!*
Minstrel: [singing] bravely ran away away...
Sir Robin: *I didn't!*
Minstrel: [singing] When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.
Sir Robin: *I never did!*
Minstrel: [singing] Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about, and valiantly, he chickened out.
Sir Robin: *Oh, you liars!*
Minstrel: [singing] Bravely taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat. A brave retreat by brave Sir Robin. 

King of Swamp Castle: When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, Lad, the strongest castle in all of England.

Sir Lancelot: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
Sir Galahad: I don't think I was.
Sir Lancelot: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
Sir Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
Sir Lancelot: No, it's too perilous.
Sir Galahad: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
Sir Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on.
Sir Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
Sir Lancelot: No. It's unhealthy.
Sir Galahad: I bet you're gay.
Sir Lancelot: Am not.
- Monty Python and the Holy Grail

My apologies that I put in mostly Monty Python quotes...But they're sooo funny!!

Momo: "I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries." -French Taunter from Monty Python's The Holy Grail

"I think we’ve all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically."-Captain Jack Sparrow

"Stars are like chicken wings; they only last a couple of days."-Momo...

Cedric: "Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders!"
Dumbledore: "What the HELL is a Hufflepuff?"
Cedric: "*Sits down*" 

-A Very Potter Musical 

"Now you're just being cute. I CAN'T GO TO PIGFARTS. IT'S ON MAAARS, YOU NEED A ROCKET SHIP. Do you have a rocket ship, Potter? I bet you do. You know, not all of us inherited enough money to buy out NASA when our parents died. Look at this. Rocket ship Potter. Starkid Potter. Moon shoes Potter. TRAVERSING THE GALAXY FOR INTER-GALATIC TRAVELS TO PIGFARTS." -Draco Malfoy of A Very Potter Musical

Virgil: "Of course it is happening in your head, Harry, but why on Earth would that mean that it is not real?" -Albus Dumbledore


"To the well-organised mind, death is but the next great adventure." -Albus Dumbledore 


"Muggles have their place, Mudbloods have their place, and SO DO YOUR CLOTHES. Namely, a dresser!" - He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named


"Why so serious?" -The Joker


"I reject your reality and substitute my own." -Adam Savage

1 Corinthians 12 


"Don't take life too seriously - nobody gets out alive anyways."


"I give myself permission to suck." -Maureen Johnson


"Jamie want big boom." -Jamie Hyneman


"Make like a superhero and go save the world." -Carrie :)


"Why is the rum always gone?" -Captain Jack Sparrow


"I've got a jar of dirt!" -Captain Jack Sparrow 

xiy:

"I do so love a nicely bandied word." -Petyr "Littlefinger" Baelish, A Feast for Crows

"Promise me, Ned." -Lyanna Stark, A Game of Thrones

"There's no greater burden than a great potential!" -Linus, Peanuts

"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.

"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat. "we're all mad here."

  -from Alice in Wonderland

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." -Inigo Montoya, The Princess Bride

"Winter is coming." -the Stark family motto, A Song of Ice and Fire

"Ours is the fury." -the Baratheon family motto, A Song of Ice and Fire

"Unbent, unbowed, unbroken." -the Martell family motto, ASOIAF

"Hear me roar!" -the Lannister family motto, ASOIAF

"But make sure to always call it 'research.'" -Tom Lehrer, "Lobachevsky" (he is referring to plagiarism)

"I've got a jar of di-irt!" - (Captain!) Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

"With wonderful deathless ditties,
We build up the world's great cities,
And out of a fabulous story
We fashion an empire's glory:
One man with a dream, at pleasure,
Shall go forth and conquer a crown;
And three with a new song's measure
Can trample an empire down." -Arthur O'Shaughnessy, "Ode"

"Anyone who tries to hug me will be shot dead." -Kait, FREAKANGELS

"'The time has come,' the Walrus said, 'to talk of many things: of shoes--and ships--and sealing wax--of cabbages--and kings--and why the the sea is boiling hot--and whether pigs have wings.'"