What Not To Do (Or Say) When Trying To Project The Image Of A Mature Person

HI!

Due to some problems, I have not had access to the internet for a whole week. Buuuut...I'm BACK!

So today's Monday. And on Mondays, Lynda (me) is usually sort of grouchy, because, dude, it's Monday. But this Monday, Lynda (me) feels unusually chipper. No idea why. But that's good for you readers, because Lynda (me) will be writing a post that isn't 1 sentence long going "hup, it's summer alright..."

So! This hur seque starts ma list o' stuff. If y'all need some clarification, please read this hur title.

What Not To Do (Or Say) When Trying To Project The Image Of A Mature Person

DO NOT:

1. Make eye contact with a person on the street for more than 10 seconds straight, pretending that it is a staring contest, and you must win.

2. If  you win that contest (which you shouldn't have been doing in the first place), do not yell "I WON! IN YO FACE!" to the other person.

3. Read the countdown clock  to Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 and then start screaming "YES! YES! YES!"

4. After reading said clock and then screaming, start muttering to oneself, using words such as "it all ends..." and "oh my goodness what will I do with my life now???"

5. Watch a video posted by a friend (Virgil) on a social networking site (Facebook) that has a pretty song, and little clips of previous Harry Potter movies, and then start wailing.

6. Stare at the little 11 and 12 year olds from your little sibling's summer camp and exclaim, "you're so small!!!"

7. Stare at said little munchkins the very next day and mumble to yourself about how you cannot believe you thought they were large and muscley freaks 'back in the day'.

8. Embarrass your sibling, yourself, and everyone around you by saying, "NO BOYS. NO CRUSHES. NO LIKE-LIKES. NO TRU WUV. DEFINITELY, NO TRU WUV"

 

9. Go up to a random guy with sideburns and stare at the sideburns for a bit. (But seriously, are sideburns back in style now? I swear I've seen like, 5 people with them...*shudder* Oh, I hope not...)

10. FREAK OUT WHENEVER ANYONE SAYS ANYTHING HARRY POTTER RELATED. THIS INCLUDES SCREECHING WHEN YOU HEAR SOMEONE SAY "HARRY".

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 Okay, so that image, is supposed to be the DEATHLY HALLOWS SIGN. IT's not working. Grrr... Use your imagination.

Luv,

Lynda