It's 1/1/11 and Virgil hates birds.

Sometimes, especially at times when I'm being woken up at the ungodly hour of 10 a.m. on New Year's Day by the obnoxious squawking of birds, I like to imagine what the birds might be saying to one another.
This is how I picture it:
Bird Number 1 (posh British accent): Why hello there, Bird Number 2. How are you on this fine New Year's morning?
Bird Number 2 (rural Kentucky accent): HI BIRD NUMBER 1 IT'S NEW YEAR'S MORNING AND GUESS WHAT? I'M A BIRD!!!! 
Bird Number 1: Well, young fellow, there's no need to shout.
Bird Number 2: I'M A BIRD!! ISN'T IT GREAT? WE'RE ALL BIRDS!!! YAYY!!!
Bird Number 1: Tut, tut, Virgil is trying to sleep.
Bird Number 2: HAPPY NEW YEAR, VIRGIL!!! I'M A BIRD!!!
Bird Number 3: I'M A BIRD TOO!!!
Birds 2 & 3: YAY WE'RE BIRDS AND IT'S NEW YEAR'S MORNING YAYYY
 
Oh, joy.


So today, we're going to have fun with Virgil's iTunes library! Yay!


This is a thing I found on Facebook. I'm sorry if it's really lame. 

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?

"The Dark Mark" (From the Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire soundtrack)
[Muahaha, I'm evil]
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?

"Can't Buy My Love" by the Beatles
[I guess that kind of makes sense]
HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
"Allegro Aperto" by Mozart
[I guess it's a pretty happy song....]
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
"The Point of No Return" from the Phantom of the Opera
[Wow, that's encouraging.]
WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
"Learn Your Lessons Well" from Godspell

[Wow, this one actually makes sense. Good job, iTunes!]
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
"Fate Has Smiled Upon Us" from the Robin Hood soundtrack
[Haha yes, because you're friends with me, Fate has smiled upon you. I like it.]
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
"The Chanukah Song" by Adam Sandler
[Well, uh, I guess my dad used to be Jewish, so... um...]
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
"Mistletoe and Holly" by Frank Sinatra
[It's true, all year long I think about Christmas!]
WHAT IS 2+2?
"Suite for Flute and Piano, Op. 116: III. Valse" by Bach

[Um, that was a stupid question.]
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
"Hedwig's Theme" (the version from the first film)
[So I think my best friend is a faithful owl?]
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
"Fawkes is Reborn" from the Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets soundtrack

[Um, I'm confused... but I guess Poofy could be a Phoenix. Haha]
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
"The Maze" from the Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire soundtrack
[This totally works with the "dammit, how will I get out of this labyrinth?" from Looking for Alaska!]
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
"Dobby the House Elf" from the Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets soundtrack
[This one is totally spot-on! I love Dobby!]
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
If I said "I Want to Hold Your Hand," I would be lying, but it came like, third next on shuffle. The one that actually came on was "Felix Navidad."
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
"Boulevard of Broken Dreams" by Green Day
[True that.]
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
"Waltz" by Project Trio - a really cool trio with beat-boxing flute, cello, and bass. Yeah, sure, they can play at my wedding.
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
"Ulcerative Colitis" by Hank Green
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
"Harry's Wondrous World" (Chamber of Secrets Version)
So very true.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
"Tchaikovsky's Chinese Dance, The Nutcracker"
I suppose I have quite a few Chinese friends...
WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
"Girl Can't Dance" by Eddplant
Hehe. I love this song though <3 Story of my life.
HOW WILL YOU DIE?
"The Time of Your Life" by Alex Day.

Well, that's ironic. 

There were a lot more, but I have stuff to do. 

Best wishes for 2011!

~Virgil