What Can Happen In a Month?

What the he** is this girl talking about? What can happen in a month? Who cares?! Well, actually, it's sort of funny, you see I was going to post this later (right before t I leave for camp for a month in the summer) but I figured I would forget it, and quite frankly, I don't have much else to write about. The thing is, when I am gone for that month (and I know it will be extremely difficult and terrible for you all) I want to give everyone that reads this something to do to, how should I put this, cope with their...er...terrible loss...(it sounds like I'm dead). But anyway, here is a giant list of things that can happen in a month:

1.)Actually, this list is obviously not so big. I typed in on Google, Bing, and Yahoo "what can happen in a month" and a few variations but all I got was stuff like, "Can I give my 3 month old strawberries," and advertisements for surrogates. Dear Bing, Yahoo and Google, I DON'T WANT A SURROGATE MOTHER FOR MY CHILD!!!! I just want to write something interesting so I can have friends and not be emo!!!!! But thanks to you, I am going to go in a corner and make web browser voodoo dolls! Does that make you feel good? Huh? Huh? Yeah, I thought so. (I'm really not emo, in fact, I'd say I'm about the opposite). Well since *certain* web browsers are being bitches (naughty word), I will make a list of things that can happen in a minute and copy and paste it 43,829.0639 times. Just kidding, I'll just find a list of things. Okay for realz this time, in a minute:

1. 60 seconds pass. Yeah, bet you didn't think of that, did you?
2. 250 babies are born (*gasp* that's more than even the Duggar family has!)
3. Out of them, 15 have birth defects
   
4. Oprah (like the Oprah Winfrey) makes $523
5. and the rest of us make $.013, that's right, aim high guys, aim high.
6. The average U.S. household makes $0.096
   
7. except for factory workers in Vietnam, they make $0.0014. Sad. :(
8. Nike makes$36,505
   
9. Lighting hits Earth 360 times. Unless Zeus gets really mad.
10. And Poseidon unleashed 5 earthquakes.
11. 120,673 pounds of edible food are thrown away (see Virgil, now think twice about throwing an uneaten uncrustable away).
12. 107 people die, that means *pulls out giant calculator* only 143 people that are born a minute actually count for anything.
13. There are 2 car thefts...
14. I took 20 breaths (yes, I did count, and yes, if you took more or less than me you have some medical condition...but not really...unless you didn't breath at all for many minutes)
15. Every minute a suicide is attempted.
16. One person goes blind
17. 10 adult elephants can make a pound of poop per minute *snicker snicker*
18. The solar system moves around the galaxy at 9,000 miles a minute.
19. Most people blink about 15 times a minute.
20. 907 million tons of rainfall hits Earth every minute.
21. 2,137 pounds of popcorn will be eaten.
22. 10,000 bits of skin will fall off your body (OMG! My skin is falling off!!!)
23. 21,000 pizzas will be baked...*drool*
24. 954 camera phones will be sold all over the world.
25. 750,000 gallons of water will be spewed from Niagara Falls.

The End (of that at least). I found these off the internet and Every Minute on Earth by Steve Murrie (well just the front and back cover of it).

Before I forget; what I learned today:
Today I learned that if you play an amazing song that you really, really like and sing it out loud while writing down vocabulary for English class, you may either sing the definition of the word or write the lyrics to the song. Also, when you pick up the phone, you may sometimes keep singing the song, even if you just paused it. I am just so smart!

Tomorrow you will be entertained by xiy's ramblings. See (but not really see) you next week!

-Momo