Hallo! Welcome to the wonderful day of Saturday! Well, actually it will be Sunday in less than an hour and a half, but you see I've been very busy all day. I won't bore you with the details; I haven't been home for more than twenty minutes at a time since I woke up. I had a ton of places to go, people to see, and then at 4 we all went to Lynda's house for some delicious food and adorable entertainment.
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I just saw something shiny.
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So.... I'm working on a new project that involves traveling between parallel universes. It's not very legit so far, and I've only outlined, like, the first two chapters. It will be epic, though. Parallel universes are fun. I am writing this story in the hope that it will make people's brains explode, AND THEN I CAN TAKE OVER THE WORLD MUAHAHAHA!! (Athel: You weren't supposed to tell them about your world domination plans until after you turned their brains into sludge! ~ Me: Oh, right... um, forget I just said that. ~ Forge: lol.)
*Awkward change of subject*
LEGASP! I have not yet introduced you to my little voices, of which there are five. There's Charli, Athel, Igor, Gred, and Forge. Then there are the inner demons, Ed (who prefers to be called Draco) and Momo.
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Charli: Um, hai.
Gred: Since when does Charli spell "hi" wrong?
Ed: Oh, she's been reading "My Immortal."
Athel: That explains everything.
Ed: Why'd you write my name as "Ed"? IT'S DRACO!
Me: Oh. Sorry, Ed.
Ed: CRUCIO!
Igor: Shut up, I have a migraine.
Momo: You and your stupid migraines. If we're too loud, you're too old.
Forge: *Sets off Wildfired Whizz-Bangs in Virgil's brain*
Me: Owwww
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Speaking of Whizz-Bangs, I just wrote a song called Whizz-Bangs. (Now wasn't that a clever segway?) Here I present the lyrics:
Wake up here at Hogwarts feeling like George Weasley
Grab my wand and out the door, I'm gonna hit this city
Before I leave, brush my teeth with some Felix Felicis
'Cause pretty soon, Malfoy's face is gonna be in pieces
I'm talking sending out toilet seats, seats
Sneaking past Filch and Peeves, Peeves
Trying not to fall asleep, sleep
I'm talking playing Exploding Snap, Snap
Using the Marauder's Map, Map
Percy's such a sap
Don't stop, make 'em pop
Come on, blow these rockets up
Today, come and play
And then we'll just fly away
Whizz-Bangs with the gang
Wizard Wheezes ain't stopping, no
Woah, oh oh oh
Woah, oh oh oh
Don't stop, make 'em pop
Come on, blow these rockets up
Today, come and play
And then we'll just fly away
Whizz-Bangs with the gang
Wizard Wheezes ain't stopping, no
Woah, oh oh oh
Woah, oh oh oh
Ain't got a care in the world, only this butterbeer
Ain't got no sickles in our pockets, but we're already here
And we've got wizards lining up because they hear we got cake
But we kick 'em to the curb if they look at all like Snape
I'm talking about everybody eating junk, junk
Grooving to the best Wrock funk, funk
Packing up our Hogwarts trunk, trunk
Now, now, we go until they kick us out, out
Or Umbridge shut us down, down
Um - um shut us down, down
Um - um shut us down
Don't stop, make 'em pop
Come on, blow these rockets up
Today, come and play
And then we'll just fly away
Whizz-Bangs with the gang
Wizard Wheezes ain't stopping, no
Woah, oh oh oh
Woah, oh oh oh
Don't stop, make 'em pop
Come on, blow these rockets up
Today, come and play
And then we'll just fly away
Whizz-Bangs with the gang
Wizard Wheezes ain't stopping, no
Woah, oh oh oh
Woah, oh oh oh
With our trick quills
And our trick wands
Nothing can ever
bring us down
Ton-Tongue Toffee
And Headless Hats
Everything we need
Yeah, it's right here
With our trick quills
And our trick wands
Nothing can ever
bring us down
With my wand up
Put your wands up
Put your wands up
Now, the battle isn't starting 'till we walk in...
Don't stop, make 'em pop
Come on, blow these rockets up
Today, come and play
And then we'll just fly away
Whizz-Bangs with the gang
Wizard Wheezes ain't stopping, no
Woah, oh oh oh
Woah, oh oh oh
Don't stop, make 'em pop
Come on, blow these rockets up
Today, come and play
And then we'll just fly away
Whizz-Bangs with the gang
Wizard Wheezes ain't stopping, no
Woah, oh oh oh
Woah, oh oh oh
Okay, that's my song. Now some questions.
1. Did you like my song?
2. Do you know how to solve a Rubix Cube?
3. What is your favourite book? (Yes, YOU HAVE TO PICK ONE.)
4. Do you like the colour green? Explain in full sentences.
5. Did you take the English final, or were you *cough* "exempt"?
Okeydokey, it's 11:34 now and my mum is yelling at me to go to bed.
DFTBA,
PDBAZ,
Peace, love, and otters,
Virgil
1) I EFFING LOVE YOUR SONG
ReplyDelete2) Eh, I used to (before it was the "thing," that is)... now I can only get one side done without the cheat-cheat algorithm list.
3) [-Not picking just one-]
4) Yeah, green's alright. Especially for Harry's eyes or the glowy numbers on my alarm clock or grass.
5) *Cough* Exempt :)
I wuv you, Virgil, but curse you. I've been checking back every, like, ten minutes to see if you'd posted, each time hoping a wee little bit for you not to. Because then you could be the victim of our first punishment ^_^
Lovely post.
x
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Haha I win House! I read this while she was typing it...but then my mom told me to go to bed...so I didn't get past the first verse of the song.
ReplyDelete1. YES!!!! WE NEED TO SING IT!!!!!!!!!!!
2. I can do the first step of the algorithm...
3. Unlike House, I will actually pick one. That one would have to be The Lost Symbol (<--*underlined*) by Dan Brown.
4. I do enjoy the color green as well as "going green"...I guess. You know, I do write in green!
5. EXEMPT!!! WOOTZ!!!!!!!!!!!
1) Yes!
ReplyDelete2) Nope. Not even one side.
3) Eeeeehhhhhhhhhh...hmmmm.....Can't do it, Virgil. I can pick more than one, though. But that's not what you asked, is it?
4) I do like the color green. I decided that green would be my favorite color during nap time in preschool, and it's stuck ever since.
5) Haha, exempt. :p
Dude! xiy! I decided green was my favorite color at a swimming pool at a hotel (somewhere) and I had a green noodle!
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