Hullo. I had a horrible day. Here it is--in detail:
LYNDA'S TERRIBLE DAY: IN DETAIL
6:50- Lynda wakes up...goes to the bathroom.
6:52- Lynda trudges back to bed, hoping (desperately) that it's only 5 in the morning,and she has another hour to sleep.
7:00- BRRRIIINNGG--Lynda's alarm rings, just as Lynda is snuggled in her bed, warm again...
7:10- Lynda wakes up for realz, from the doze she had since she slammed the snooze button on her alarm.
7:15- Lynda counts to 10 for the 50th time, telling herself, "I'll get up when I reach 10."
7:25- Lynda actually gets up, shivers, and then rushes to pull on the warmest clothes she can find.
7:40- Lynda is done brushing her teeth, hair, washing her face, dressed, packed, and headed(staggered) downstairs to eat breakfast.
7:45- Lynda is done glugging down milk and eating a dinner(lol, dinner) roll.
7:47- Lynda eases on shoes (she has painful blisters from the regatta on Saturday--OOOOWWWW...speaking of which, the regatta was cold, wet, and generally quite miserable), gently...
7:48- Lynda is pulling off shoes again, rushing up the stairs (erm, hobbling up the stairs) to get her iPod, 'cause she wants to listen to it on the busride down to the boathouse.
7:50- Lynda gently eases on shoes again (blisters still throbbing with pain).
7:52- Lynda runs (limps quickly) down the sidewalk in pursuit of xiy, and screaming at the top of her lungs, "XIY! OI! XIY! WAIT!!!"
7:56-Lynda and xiy make it to school. They part ways.
8:00- Lynda walks(totters) to French
APPROXIMATE TIME OF 2nd PERIOD: Lynda reads American Pageant (APUSH txtbk) during math class, in desperate hope that she will finish so she will pass the chapter quiz that's going to happen in 7/8 period.
......3rd period-5th period...... SKIP (it's boring)
LUNCH- Lynda eats. Lynda's friend, Bzz and Dani comment that Lynda's eggplant food look like octopus and snails, respectively.
7/8 period- Lynda PASSES THE QUIZ! WITH FLYING COLORS!
9/10 period- AP BIO....'nuff said
3:00- Lynda rushes (dodders) home in search of crew regalia...
3:06- Lynda arrives home...realizes keys are inside said home.
3:07- Lynda begins to panic.
3:08- Lynda's 'beginning panic' goes to full out 'PANIC' mode...
3:10- Lynda flags down passerby (highschool boy) by yelling, "YOU! YES! YOU! C'MERE!"
3:11- Passerby shuffles warily closer to crazed Lynda.
3:12- Lynda asks to use his cellphone.
3:14- Lynda realizes she doesn't know who to call (neighbor xiy is at Chinese Club)...hands phone back to boy.
3:20- Lynda runs (teeters) back to HS. Finds xiy, makes a scene.
3:30- Lynda runs (totters) back home. Grabs umbrella and backpack (from doorway, where she put it), scares a first grader by whipping out the umbrella, and brandishing the umbrella like a sword.
3:50- Lynda arrives back at the HS, finds other crew buddy, borrows clothing, relaxes a bit.
4:00- Lynda is on bus to crew.
4:01-5:16...Nothing interesting happens.
5:17- Lynda's boat goes too close to coach's launch/motor boat thing/ship...Lynda's oar nearly decapitates coach's head.
5:18- Lynda thinks she heard a thunk when her oar goes flying over coach's ship.
5:25- LARGE FREIGHTER COMES BY. OTHER BOAT NEARLY RUNS INTO IT.
5:30- Coach complains that his "unsinkable radio with the flashing light that goes on when in water" has sunk somewhere, and he can't see the supposed-to-be flashing light. Lynda realizes that the *THUNK* she heard when her oar went over the coach's ship was the radio colliding with her oar. Apparently said radio went flying out into the water...Lynda feels a tad bit of guilt...
7:00- Lynda arrive back home. She is content.
END
And thus ends my day. And my post. Have a lovely night.
Luv,
Lynda
Awww, you poor, poor thing. D: It sounds like quite an awful day. But at least you did well in APUSH, right?
ReplyDeleteI find it very, very amusing that your coach's unsinkable radio sunk without a trace.
@xiy...lol...yeah. Our headcoach was like, "WE have a LAWSUIT there!" (he used to be a lawyer) It was kinda funny...even though I'm the one who smacked it into the water :)
ReplyDeleteAt least one of us passed the APUSH quiz :)
ReplyDeleteI laughed so hard at the part when you borrowed someone's phone and then didn't know who to call. Classic.
Also, I've been wondering... what happened to "Kat"? Was that just a phase?