Thumper Thursday

Hi again! It's me, Lynda. I have named the day after my bestest/favoritest Disney character!!! Thumper! That awesome thumpin' rabbit from BAMBI!!! (Though I never did like Bambi. Dang how stupid can ya get? The forest's on fire, run away!) OK, so that was a bit random wasn't it? I was just trying to find a word that alliterated with Thursday. It worked!!! Now to the school related crap that I'm just dyin' to get to (No, I'm not country). 1. Gym. I have never ever ever ever ever seen such an old lady trying to teach gym, and wears....*dun dun dun dunnnn* miniskirts!!! Oops. I'm being mean aren't I? Ah well. we'll let that one slide right? 2. English class. In that particular class, I get to do something amazing called "recitation of your sonnet"!! YES!! I wrote a sonnet, and I, the cowardly stage frighted person shall be acting out that sonnet very professionally. Any shaking, forgetting of lines, jitters, buckets of sweat, and nervous giggling, are purely the imagination of the audience. :P Anyways, ummm. Once again, I have nothing, absolutely NOTHING to discuss.
Today's Children's day in Korea! Isn't that AWESOME??? Yesterday, on that lovely CCTV4 that us Chinese people receive in America, I saw this amazingly fun thing in the town square/city park area! They were getting their face painted! Although we all love this wonderful activity of face painting, there are these things called safety guidelines that you need for your benefit. The top ten safety guidlines ARE! 1. Just cuz it says "non-toxic" does not mean it's safe for the skin. It merely means that if you accidentally swallow it, you'll just be in pain, and NOT dead. Keep acrylic paints, watercolor markers or pencils away from that gorgeous face alright?
2.I know that there's a girly-girl inside of you that is just dying for lots of glitter on your face, but NO! The only safe glitters for face painting are made of polyester, and should be .008 microns in size or smaller, that's what the FDA says!
3. Cleanliness. Clean that brush and those sponges! You don't want a dirty brush on your face! (Or anyone else! Don't pick face painting as a way of revenge, ya don't wanna get sued.)
4. If you think you're allergic to nothing, you could possibly be wrong, so check to see if the ingredients have something in it that's a possibility! If you're one of those people who are allergic to everything, umm, seriously, check that label!!!
5. Wash your hands. You don't want your dirty germs getting on your face do you?? Then don't do it to others!(Same note on the no-revenge policy) After you go to the bathroom, your hands are dirty wash 'em before you face paint yourself, or others, assuming you wipe of course. If you don't, then just keep your hands well away from the butt, and you should be fine...
6. Dudes and dudettes with hair. Lice is something you've heard about, oui? Oui. If you hold someones' head in place to paint, umm, you might wanna check to see if they have lice before you touch that head. No offense to the people who pride themselves on being clean, I'm just saying, lice is BAD. >:(
7-10 are for business people(one of them), and kinda common sense. Such as, get a lisence before you go painting someone's face! Also, make sure you have their parent's permission, if they're under 18. You do not want an angry parent yelling at you, especially not mine(they be angry when they're angry!) Also, eat before you set yourself to the task. Ya might get hungry.
OK then, hope you'll be safe now, face painting. This has been a safety and health lecture from Dr. Lynda! ;) Didja know? Korea's Children's Day may be today, but the International one is on June 1st! Another day to milk your parents for presents! :D
Luv, Lynda