Hello ^_^
Part I: Strange Alaskan Laws
cIf you are in Alaska:
Moose may not be viewed from an airplane.
While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.
(In certain cities of Alaska:)
It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
No one may tie their pet dog to the roof of a car.
It is illegal to string a wire across any road. (Heh ^_^)
Persons may not live in a trailer as it is being hauled across the city.
It is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.
A person may only carry a concealed slingshot if that person has received the appropriate license.
Moose may not... ah, "do it" in the streets.
(Kay, we'll stop right there....)
Part II: National Geographic Centerfold Posters = Love
So we were in Science today. We looked up and saw a rather large blob of yellow on the bookshelf in the back of the room, which was a cause for great excitement, of course, since this great big mass of yellow was a ginormous collection of National Geographics from around 1997 to 2000. When we flipped through one of them, we realized that there was a MAGNIFICENT POSTER* in the middle!! So we then flipped through all the other issues, searching for more MAGNIFICENT POSTERS, until we managed to find allllll of them. Then we laid them out on the table, divvied them up. (Some of them that we received: a map of ancient Rome [Momo], buried treasures [Lynda], biodiversity [xiy], physical science [Carrie], and the universe [House]) And now wherever we choose to hang them up (Momo hung hers up in her room above her bed. It looks pretty jokes** ^_^)
Part III: ... I Think That's About It....
... aaand, yeah... that's pretty much it. Kbai. (Sorry about the rather short post- *Pauses* *Gasp!*)
That is not it!
What I have learned[/realized/decided] today: If I were to ever have a getaway horse, I would name him/her/it Trixie. And he'd/she'd/it'd be a really awesome horsie.
Okay, now bye. Like, for real.
With all due respect,
House
*[Yeah, pulling a Cooking teacher one on ya.]
**[In Nerdfighterspeak, "jokes" means "cool".]
xoxoxoxo
6LCF
Yay!!! *clap, clap, clap*
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ReplyDeleteHeehee, MAGNIFICENT POSTERS. At least it's better than, "put your ingredients in the WOK and stir them in the WOK and take them out of the WOK when cooked properly!" or something cooking-teacher-dumb like that.
Nice post. Who knew Alaska had so many laws regarding moose? XD
/my/ blob of yellow dates back to the seventies. I totally got Mr. Toothpaste beat. ohhhhh
ReplyDeleteI was expecting more laws regarding seals... though I'm perfectly happy with the moose ones, too ^_^
ReplyDelete(lol, "Mr. Toothpaste.") Well, he /is/ only an amateur. Bet the other Science teachers have got him beat, too.
*snicker* Mr. Toothpaste. *snicker*
ReplyDeleteWell, I only have one year's worth of subscriptions of NG Kids, so EVERYBODY has me beat.
@xiy... I think it's actually "snigger." isn't snicker a type of candy? >.>
ReplyDelete@I [Me]: No, "snicker's" correct.
ReplyDeleteYoohoo? Anyone notice the mistake? Ummmm We found them during STUDY HALL...or did House mean the classroom we were in? In that case, sorry! "snicker" is also a way of "snigger"-ing...ummm...NG, what's that? Ohhhh National Geographic...hehehe. Anyways, um, What does "clf" mean? Oh, hello? Does this mean I'm breaking the law by "doing it" in the streets?
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